TwistedGrins.com - Slightly Twisted Gag Gifts and Novelties

L'il Sideshow Play Set Circus Figures

Fri, 6 Jul 2007 12:35:55 -0500

Ladies and Gentlemen !! Boys and Girls !! Step right up, and witness some of the strangest sights your eyes have ever seen !!!!

Behind this curtain you'll find some of nature's most amazing human beings !

Bearded Lady Sideshow Play Set - Our biggest surprise, a gal with the face of an angel and the beard of a pirate, the remarkable Bearded Lady !!

Frog Girl & Lobster Boy Sideshow Playset - Behold the enthralling Frog Girl and Lobster Boy, are they human or animal?

World's Strongest Man Sideshow Play Set - Watch in astonishment as the World's Strongest Man performs feats of human strength beyond your wildest imagination.

World's Tallest & Smallest Man Sideshow PlaySet - Observe the stunning height difference between the World's Tallest Man and the World's Smallest Man.

Buy all for and build your own Carnival Midway !!!

Dr Freud Therapy Magic 8 Ball

Fri, 6 Jul 2007 12:15:30 -0500

New Arrivals

Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball responds to your heartfelt confessions with the stony objectivity of Dr. Freud himself.

Just shake this 3-3/4" black plastic ball and turn it over for a response.

Has 20 different responses such as:

How did that make you feel?
Talk about your mother.
Are you a bed wetter?
Are you taking your meds?
HMMMMMMM.......
and many more....

Bloody Brain and Glow Brain

Mon, 4 Sep 2006 12:13:37 -0500

	New Arrivals These 2 rubber brains make the perfect halloween accessory. Use them to scare your friends, or play ball with them at the park and scare the general public.

CSI - Crime Scene Barricade Prank Tape

Mon, 4 Sep 2006 00:00:06 -0500

New Arrivals

This is one of the hottest gag gift items available right now. The tape is 50 foot long and about 3 inches wide.

The following csi ( crime scene ) tape is currently available : ( More to come soon )

CAUTION BULLSHITTER IN AREA ( HIP WADERS REQUIRED )
DANGER - MESSY OFFICE AREA
IDIOT ZONE - DO NOT ENTER
CAUTION UNSAFE VEHICLE
CRIME SCENE - DO NOT ENTER
WHITE COLLAR CRIME SCENE

Perfect for that special friend or co-workers cubicle, car etc.... looks like the real tape the police use for crime scenes.

64oz Stainless Steel Jumbo Flask

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 22:19:26 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

GIFT BOXED
The flask holds 64 ounces and has a screw down cap that is attached so the cap is not lost. It comes with a lifetime warranty.

Measures 11x 7

Check Out Our 4oz and 8oz Flasks !!!!

Holy Toast Bread Stamper ( Virgin Mary )

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 21:41:55 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

In the beginning... there was bread. Actually, first there was Virgin Mary.

Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you toast! This easy to use stamper always makes a good impression.

Buddy Christ Dogma Statue

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 20:45:13 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

Inspired by the statue seen in Kevin Smith's Dogma comes your own personal portable saviour You can place him on your car dashboard, your computer console, or any where else you may be tempted by sin or plagued with self - doubt.

Whether mounted on your dash or used at home in the Christ the Computer Companion mode, let Jesus watch over and guide you 24-hours a day.

Check Out Our Other Dashboard, Bobbleheads and Nodders !!!!

Earl The Farting Rooster Rubber Chicken Dog Toy

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 20:17:16 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

Conceived in the back of an old pick-up truck in Memphis, Earl has never looked back at his less than humble beginnings. A legend in his own mind, he preferred to bask in the glory of his alter ego "Earlvis". Between gigs at the famous nightclubs, Earl was busy breaking hearts from Vegas to Branson. A life long bachelor, Earl's smoldering good looks and charming personality make him the ultimate "chick" magnet. Now semi-retired, Earl owns a small honky-tonk joint in Daytona where "Earlvis" sightings are often reported.

Earl is hand painted, poly-filled latex dog toy
He is 18" Tall (we also have a smaller 9" version), he has a tattoo on both arms 1 side says "Mom" and the other is a heart.

Oh yeah instead of squeaking, let me warn you he farts.

Check Out Henrietta ( Earl's Female Companion) !!!!

The Cubes - Corporate Zombies ( Glow In The Dark )

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 13:16:25 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

The mindless tedium of employment at GigantaMegaCorp has crushed their spirit and turned these once bright, flowering young go-getters into hopeless Corporate Zombies. They spend their days staring blankly at computer monitors and shuffling through the cube maze, occasionally grunting something about brains.
Set includes 4 Glow In The Dark Cubes Figures and 7 Accessories.

New Promotion

Wed, 9 Aug 2006 23:55:21 -0500

Redneck NagHorn ( The Original )

Wed, 9 Aug 2006 23:20:27 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

Tired of how your Husband or Boyfriend drives speeding down the road, changing lanes without signaling and generally acting like a jerk? ? Looking for an effective way to let him know? Let your redneck girlfriend tell him for you. Simply attach The Redneck Naghorn to your side of the dash and when you feel the need to scream at him, just press the big pink button.

Redneck Horn ( The Original )

Wed, 9 Aug 2006 23:18:29 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

Looking for a safe and effective way to vent your frustrations? Let your redneck friend handle them for you. Simply attach this Redneck Horn to your dash and when you feel the need to scream, just press the big red button.

Fowl Mouth Talking Bottle Opener

Sun, 6 Aug 2006 02:00:46 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL
This bottle opener is activated when the metal on the
opener is touched and has 8 different hilarious sayings
Some of the sayings are:
Beauty is just a 6 pack away
Beer... the reason I get up each afternoon
Alcohol... The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
You better pour me another cause you still ugly .. and more

Henrietta Chicken Dog Toy ( in Bikini ) - 2 sizes

Sun, 6 Aug 2006 01:52:30 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

Meet Henrietta, the new chicken in town.

Raised on a quaint little chicken farm in America's Heartland, Henrietta showed a flair for performing at an early age. As an adult, she moved to Las Vegas with dreams of fame and fortune. She quickly took the town by storm and was cast as a genuine Vegas showgirl. During her 20 year career she danced in numerous shows and even headlined the now infamous burlesque show Wild Chicken. Now retired, Henrietta lives a quiet life, far from the Vegas footlights, in a swanky trailer park near Ft. Lauderdale.

Henrietta comes in 2 sizes 9" and 18" long, hand painted. She is made of poly-filled latex. She makes a great dog (or people) toy !!!

The Cubes IT Department - Tim

Sun, 6 Aug 2006 01:44:22 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL
Every gigantic corporate juggernaut has an IT department to keep the company safe from viruses and teach upper management how to send a message via "electronic mail." This IT Set includes all the necessary plastic parts to build a cubicle fit for a computer geek: three walls, desk, captain's chair, CPU, flat panel monitor, keyboard, server, laptop and a posable sysadmin, Tim. Also includes a sticker sheet of cube decor.

Lunch Lady Action Figure With Lunch Line

Sun, 6 Aug 2006 01:22:23 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL
This Lunch Lady Action Figure will take you back to those glorious "hot lunch" days of sloppy joes, fish sticks and mini milk cartons. Figure comes with a scoop, a food tray, a serving station and a sticker sheet featuring images of delicious hot entrées.

Vincent van Gogh Action Figure

Sun, 6 Aug 2006 01:10:35 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

Vincent van Gogh is truly the epitome of posthumous fame and notoriety. He experienced very little success in his life, yet today countless posters of his paintings hang in homes throughout the world.

Carl Jung Action Figure

Sun, 6 Aug 2006 01:05:56 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

He might look like your jovial grandpa, but he's really Carl Jung, the pioneering psychiatrist who developed such well-known psychological concepts as the Collective Unconscious, Introvert/Extrovert and The Complex.

Electronic Farting Salt & Pepper Shakers

Sun, 6 Aug 2006 00:57:26 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

These are the ultimate dinner party accessory! Both the salt and pepper shakers let out an outrageous fart !!!

Beef ( Steak ) Bandages

Sun, 6 Aug 2006 00:51:34 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

Boo-boos come in all sizes. Some only need a wee bandage, while others require something a little more substantial. With this Beef Bandage assortment you can dress your wounds accordingly.

Dashboard Hot Rod Devil Duck

Sun, 6 Aug 2006 00:14:34 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

True greaser never goes cruising' in his souped up hot rod without a whimsically rebellious dashboard ornament.

Great for desks, dashboards, bicycle helmets, computers, or anything else that needs hot rodding !!!

Commie Mustache & Beard Set

Sat, 5 Aug 2006 23:02:58 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

Impress your comrades with the distinctly communist facial hair stylings of Vladimir Lenin! Each well trimmed mustache and shapely goatee is black with an adhesive back. Will it make you look cool? Da!

Grow A Heads

Sat, 5 Aug 2006 22:39:17 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL

Grow-A-Heads are made from coconut husk byproducts. Grass seeds are molded into the top of the head. All you add is water, light, and love!
Personalize your Grow-a-Head by giving him or her a name. Stylize it with ribbons, bows, scarf, hat, jewelry, etc., let your imagination run wild.

Nope It's Soap - Dog Crap Soap

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 15:16:26 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL
Cappuccino Scented Hand Soap

This soap is handmade and coffee scented, looks like a big pile of little dog poo.

20 Arctic Ice Shot Glass Mold w/Tray

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 15:11:41 -0500

NEW ARRIVAL
Imagine taking a shot of your favorite liquor. Now imagine the
glass you just drank out of was made from your favorite fruit juice, mixer, or gelatin. That's Arctic Iceshots. A plastic cup (with top) designed to mold the liquid contents into the shape of a shot glass in just a few easy steps.